I’d just started researching my family history. And before I knew it the internet had led me to a small research facility on the outskirts of Chorley. I clicked play on the ‘Laboratory’ video…
A lady with a beehive, Velma glasses and a jazzy yellow dress was injecting the brain of a cat into a human foetus. Opposite her another woman oozing glamour and wearing fluorescent roller boots shouted
“Age her!” as she blasted her ray gun.
And there with the stealth and agility of a human. And the hair, social grace and sleeping patterns of a feline, I was.