The underlay diet

Sue is on a new diet.

She goes to a weekly meeting at the church hall with Linda. It’s an easy one to follow. You can eat unlimited quantities of anything. Yes anything on the list at any time.

No endless weighing and dividing up portions. You just tuck straight in.

So, no scales, apart from those you use to see your own weight plummet along with your will to live. Yes, there is a catch.

Sue and Linda renamed the plan because eating old carpet underlay would be preferable to anything they’ve tried so far on the list.



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